Daily Archives: January 8, 2008
Live Free or Cry
Whether out of sheer exhaustion or a last-minute Hail Mary to prevent the Obama Juggernaut from flattening the Hillary Jugger-not, Senator Clinton yesterday in one fell swoop destroyed an image, carefully cultivated over decades, that she’s a cyborg who bleeds … Continue reading
Filed under Democratic Candidates - Female
Baracknaphobia?
Rush-hour traffic accidents were at a four-year-high across America Tuesday evening as Americans got in their cars after work, turned on the radio, and promptly drove into ditches, phone polls, and one another when they learned that Senator Hillary Rodham … Continue reading
Filed under Democratic Candidates - Dead Sexy
