Daily Archives: February 5, 2008

J. Crew

Jesus. Who saw that one coming? Besides Jesus, I mean. The Bible Belt stepped up big tonight for God’s other favorite son, Mike Huckabee, and delivered an Old Testament smiting to Mitt Romney and the heretic adherents of his bastard … Continue reading

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Romney Sons Endorse McCain

(From wire reports) – Already facing a relentless onslaught from presumptive Republican nominee John McCain, Mitt Romney was forced to endure yet another indignity in his unraveling Presidential bid as his five sons held a stunning press conference Tuesday afternoon … Continue reading

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Romnevores

Anyone still thinking the Republicans would have a unified, cooler-headed moment of clarity after the Mitt Romney-John McCain scorched earth exhibition at the last GOP debate could most charitably be assumed to be dipping their wetted fingers into the same … Continue reading

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