Monthly Archives: February 2008
GodBilla
The word is out among Hillary’s security detail this week: They need a marksman who can surreptitiously and on a second’s notice fire a tranquilizer gun with pinpoint accuracy from up to 50 yards, and make it look like a … Continue reading
Filed under Democrats - The Dogfight
Veepstake Monday: The Early Line
Now it really starts getting fun. This is the money shot that we’re saving our quarters and reserving our viewing booth for. With the Presidential field winnowed down to three viable candidates, and one party’s nominee all but assured, the … Continue reading
Filed under Veepstakes
Speech Impediment
A fly on the wall isn’t necessary to know that these are very dicey times inside the Clinton ’08 War Room. As the fulcrum has turned in the last few weeks and Barack Obama has taken the lead in states … Continue reading
Filed under Democrats - The Dogfight
The ‘Ayes’ of Their Whites
As the tightest Democratic Presidential campaign in our lifetimes moves into Texas, Ohio, and Pennsylvania, Barack Obama is handing out flyers for his President’s Day White Sale. He’s cracked almost every demographic in every state he’s campaigned, and the last … Continue reading
Filed under Democrats - The Dogfight
Men of Shrumancha
I don’t know Marv Levy, but he seems like a very nice man. His tough-as-nails but kindly mien on the sidelines as he coached the Buffalo Bills for over ten seasons projected a warm grandfatherly image at the same time … Continue reading
Filed under Democratic Candidates - Doomed, Dead
Floridissed is Floridumb: How The Democrats Mich’d Again
Howard Dean was by all accounts a very competent physician, but given the looming damage he’s done to the Democratic Party, I don’t think I’d be at all comfortable letting him near my body with any medical instrument, no matter … Continue reading
Filed under Demockeracy
Potomac Cleaver
There are just some places you really can’t go home to again. It didn’t bode well for Hillary’s bid to make 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue her address once more that she spent tonight’s District of Columbia primary about as far from … Continue reading
Filed under Democratic Candidates - Dead Sexy
Huck Fin
Mike Huckabee says “I major in miracles, not math”. If he’s got Jesus on his speed dial, he’d best be placing that call today, because with John McCain within striking distance as the polls open in Washington D.C., Virginia, and … Continue reading
Filed under GOP Candidates - Doomed
Wrecktoral Politics
With the results fresh in from the Maine Caucuses it looks like another baker’s dozen or so delegates for the fattening Obama delegate kitty. The pundits are beside themselves with the prospect of the first brokered Democratic convention since 1952. … Continue reading
Filed under Demockeracy
Wham, Ma’am, Thank You, ‘Bam
(Posted Sunday AM) After an exhilarating and exhausting draw on Super Tuesday, there was a whole lotta love at Hillary’s expense for Barack Obama today. The Illinois Senator absolutely destroyed his New York opponent today in the Nebraska and Washington … Continue reading
