Monthly Archives: March 2008
Passporn
Our grandfathers died on the beaches of Normandy to preserve our American way of life, and all its inherent rights and privileges. It is because of their sacrifice that we not only live in a world free of Nazi genocide, … Continue reading
Filed under Distractions
Lost Another Lobe to Ditech, Part 2
I think we’re clear at this point that I’m not cut out to become a pundit. At least not this week. I’ve put my flaws out there and I’m clearly losing my mind. The trained professionals in this business don’t … Continue reading
Filed under Marbles - Losing
Lost Another Lobe To Ditech, Part 1.5
Bill took the evening off to watch strippers feed live goldfish to piranhas.
Filed under Slacking
Lost Another Lobe To Ditech, Part 1
I decided a long time ago that I’m going to do this blog every day, even during a slow news cycle, or a bad hangover, or even when I don’t have anything particularly interesting to say. I have to. I … Continue reading
Filed under Marbles - Losing
Veepstake Monday: The Inside Line – 03.17.08
Five months ’til post time, ladies and gentleman. Time to lay your money down on Veepstakes 2008. Who’s late for a date with insignificance? Is Hillary going to hitch her wagon to another Billanderer in the notoriously randy New Mexico … Continue reading
Filed under Veepstakes
Mighty Mouth
I’ve had a bad year with automobiles. I’ve driven nearly ten cars by my own estimation as I’ve dealt with the aftermath of two significant car accidents. I had a crazy Jean Tortelli-looking blonde with a migraine run a redlight … Continue reading
Filed under Making Sausages: Wonkery Wankery
Sewer De Force
With the winds of war sweeping Europe and America barely recovering from the Great Depression, the roiling topic leading into the 1940 Presidential election was whether Franklin Delano Roosevelt would step aside or stick his tipped cigarette in the eye … Continue reading
Filed under Dubious Moments in History
Heavy Mettle, Heavy Meddle: The First Ladies
Regardless of your political persuasion, I think there’s one thing we can all agree on: If Barack Obama is elected President, Michelle Obama is going to become the First Lady of Most Smokin’ Umber Hotness. I’m proud to be an … Continue reading
Filed under History/Herstory
Race Card Drivers
I thought this would be a one-day newscycle, but Gerry has apparently never embraced the maxim that once you’re in a hole you should stop digging. My erstwhile girl went positively loco yesterday. After a defiant interview with MSNBC’s Dan … Continue reading
Filed under Democrats - The Dogfight
You’re Breakin’ My Heart, Darlin’
After I gave her the best years of my life… My Gerry Girl went out and stepped all over my heart this week. It was bad enough that she said it, but she had to do it on John Gibson’s … Continue reading
Filed under Democrats - The Dogfight
