Monthly Archives: April 2008
One for the Rhodes
whore (noun) \hor, hur\ – 1. A woman who engages in sexual acts for money; a promiscuous or immoral woman; 2. A male who engages in sexual acts for money; 3. A venal or unscrupulous person. Well, I know she … Continue reading
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Game Face
VeepsBlog 2008 thanks you for your patience and understanding for this abbreviated version of VeepsBlog as Bill Kelter has been busy the past few days researching Veeps-related issues and completing the copious studying and analysis necessary to prepare for his … Continue reading
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Used War Salesmen
Joe Biden has the single best line of this year’s Presidential campaign when he said of Rudolph Giuliani that “every sentence out of his mouth consists of a noun, a verb, and ’9-11′.” On a much graver note, he knocked … Continue reading
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Penn Stayed
Back in the 1990s, I used to manage the Oregon distribution center for a still well-known cookie and muffin distribution company. There was a company-wide reorganization in 1996 and I lost my job. Everyone was a little worried about how … Continue reading
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Donkey Business, Part 2
Character lapses are no small thing, especially in a tight election. We’re talking pictures on currency here; the names of streets and airports and elementary schools. Barack Obama is probably going to win the nomination, so, if between now and … Continue reading
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Donkey Business, Part 1
My mother has suggested at times that I should consider a run for public office. I’m politically aware, she notes, and I have things to say, and I only have the public’s best interests at heart. I love my mother … Continue reading
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Poison Penn
No one ever accused of Hilllary of having scruples in choosing who she associates with in her quest for the White House. There’s nothing wrong with hiring a fox to guard your henhouse if the survival of the chickens is … Continue reading
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All Down Hillary
Well, to take a page from New York Governor David Paterson, Hillary may have just have won the endorsement of America’s blue-chip lobbyists. Air America announced Thursday that afternoon host Randi Rhodes has been suspended for calling Hillary Clinton “a … Continue reading
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CombustiBill
Dale Carnegie was no where to be found near the Clinton Campaign this past weekend when Bill Clinton lost his nut at a meeting of California superdelegates and put his finger in the face of a Hillary supporter who said … Continue reading
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Bowling Green
Well, there goes the corn dog and trucker cap vote. If Barack Obama does win the nomination and the Presidency, when he dies and goes to Presidential heaven, Teddy Roosevelt is going to be awaiting him with the mother of … Continue reading
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