Monthly Archives: June 2008
Veepstake Monday – The Inside Line: 06.16.2008
So, who’s on John McCain’s short list this week? It doesn’t really matter, because he’ll be assailing their patriotism and their position on taxes next week, unless Joe Lieberman is there to hand him the crib notes. Nonetheless, the music … Continue reading
Filed under Veepstakes
Where You bin Laden?
I’ve lived in a handful of apartments, and the one thing I always let go is the oven. Out of sight, out of mind. It’s always dark in there, so you can never see how much crap has built up … Continue reading
Filed under Turrists
Off To The Racists
Well, better we stop him now before he actually wins the White House, unless we want a Popeye’s on every corner and a hoopdie in every garage. The good folks at Sock Obama LLC have tried their best to prevent … Continue reading
Filed under Wingnut Gallery
Russ Never Sleeps
Jesus, my heart just fucking broke. I’ve been writing this blog since January 3rd, the night of the Iowa Caucuses. I was just going to do it a few nights a week to stir some anticipation for our book while … Continue reading
Filed under Bummers
It’s The Ecainomy: Stupid
Jesus, that’s going to hurt. I’m paying about $4,000 in federal taxes every year. According to the McCain campaign Senior Policy Advisor Doug Holtz-Eakin, “Barack Obama would raise taxes for families making under $250,000 per year about 10 million times … Continue reading
Filed under Wonkery
F-U Troop
Well, if they stop fighting them there, then they’ll have to fight them here, and no one wants that. John McCain won’t win himself many overseas absentee votes with any more declarations like he made today. Speaking with Matt Lauer … Continue reading
Filed under GOP Candidates - Not Entirely Doomed
Cape Smear
If you thought the scrap with Hillary was dirty, you haven’t seen anything yet. From now until November, there will be no gloves, and no love. They’re putting the napkins in their shirts right now and they’re ready to have … Continue reading
Filed under Poo-Flinging
Veepstake Monday: The Inside Line – 06.09.2008
It’s over and then there were two. This week we’re prognosticating on the Democrat’s VP picks, but we’ll get there in a moment after… TRUE CONCESSIONS: Between a combination of campaign fatigue, a full social calendar, and the free pass … Continue reading
Filed under Veepstakes
I Concede Clearly Now
FYI: The poo-flinging is over for the moment and they’re all taking vacations they planned back in February. I don’t get vacations, but I’m taking one from the blog. I’ll be back on Monday to discuss Hillary’s supposed concession on … Continue reading
Filed under Democrats - The Dogfight
Denver Boot
No true concessions tonight. Of course it wasn’t going to happen. We’re not even out of the gate, and the results are in jeopardy of being nullified because of a classic but unfortunate UTI–a Unity Track Infection. The AP declared … Continue reading
Filed under Democrats - The Dogfight