Monthly Archives: January 2009
“Old Gay Mayor He Ain’t What He Used To Be”*
When I was a child, I was cute and precocious and smart. I scored very high on all my early tests, and my parents and teachers loved me. When I was eight years old, I was cited by the police … Continue reading
Filed under Distractions
Vitter Harvest
The harder they come, the harder they fall. November 4th finished a profound housekeeping that was set in motion in March 2005 when former physician turned Senator Bill Frist diagnosed Terri Schiavo from the Senate floor (at the same time … Continue reading
Filed under Poo-Flinging
“Barry, clean-up on aisle ’09″
I didn’t drink that much on Election Night, but I think I got a contact high from the hoopla. I’ve had a lot of shit cleanup jobs in my life, but I’ve never had a mess that kept me busy … Continue reading
Filed under Aftermath
