Category Archives: Democratic Candidates – Dead Sexy

There are just some places you really can’t go home to again. It didn’t bode well for Hillary’s bid to make 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue her address once more that she spent tonight’s District of Columbia primary about as far from … Continue reading →

After years of sitting idly by watching Bill tear off one piece of strange after another, it looked for a few moments last night like Hillary might have a shot at some hot, hot extramarital action. The Barry White soundtrack … Continue reading →

I feel so dirty. I don’t usually do this. Honestly, this isn’t the way my parents brought me up. After watching Barack Obama’s victory speech in South Carolina last night, I felt like that poor embarrassed girl, looking around a … Continue reading →

Rush-hour traffic accidents were at a four-year-high across America Tuesday evening as Americans got in their cars after work, turned on the radio, and promptly drove into ditches, phone polls, and one another when they learned that Senator Hillary Rodham … Continue reading →