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No Country for Old Men

Maybe I’m wrong, but I don’t remember any Ensure ads during the last Democratic debate on MSNBC. I couldn’t help feeling during Thursday night’s Republican debate like I should hang my head in equal measures of shame and respect as … Continue reading

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“Soy Mitt Romney, y soy un bolso del douche.”

For all the Spanish-speaking Florida voters who have been bristling at the 2008 Model Mitt Romney barking at them, “English! HablĂ© it or get out!”–never mind the Americans wondering if they might get sent to Guantanamo under a Romney Administration … Continue reading

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Fred Man Walking

The invitations were printed on neatly-embossed “FRED ’08″ black matte cards and the beer was stacked up inside the hotel ballroom. This was supposed to be Fred Thompson’s inaugural win in the 2008 GOP Primary and the Thompson faithful were … Continue reading

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Rudy Can Fail

Much has been made of Rudy Giuliani’s “Florida Firewall” strategy, and it may yet pay off, despite the mixed results of his “9/11″ strategy in the race’s early contests (though he appeared every bit the political savant Tuesday in New … Continue reading

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Eight Men Out There

Coming off a humbling finish in Iowa, Mitt Romney rebounded in…well, he rebounded by capturing the votes of the majority of everyone in Wyoming who remembered they were having a caucus yesterday. He is now the proud owner of eight … Continue reading

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