Entries Tagged as ‘Punditzes and Pundunces’

April 30, 2008

Greta Life

Seven o’clock is a tough TV hour for me these days. I’m working 12-hour days at my pre-publishing stardom gig, and it’s very taxing. I’m currently what’s called a “software test lead” and I have to configure Windows operating systems in ten different languages and then test software on each one of them. It’s called [...]

April 26, 2008

Gravetard Shift

Many years ago in my first stab at bachelorhood and during my marriage when my wife worked late, I used to enjoy ABC’s World News Now. It was what an overnight shift should be: A bunch of people punchy from a screwed-up sleeping schedule getting away with almost whatever they want just because the boss [...]

April 20, 2008

Habitat For Sean Hannity

I had some idle time this weekend so I made a rare foray into Sean Hannity’s America, because I wanted to see what angry rich white people do on the weekends when they aren’t sending jobs off to Vietnam or polluting watersheds. I also wanted to see what makes Barack Obama such an Afro-Leninist menace. [...]

April 18, 2008

Inanity Defense

George Stephanopoulos was no apologies this week after one of the most banal and trivial debates in the history of them all. “The questions were tough and fair and appropriate and relevant. We wanted to focus on the issues that were not focused on during the last debates.”
Well, good for them. Because these are the [...]