Entries Tagged as ‘The Current Tenants’

May 30, 2008

Dread Scott

If nothing else, Bob Dole sold a whole lot more Viagra today. As Scott McClellan took his love to the other side of town, the party scorned continued its withering dismissal as Bob Dole unleashed the email equivalent of a four-hour erection.
“There are miserable creatures like you in every administration who don’t have the guts [...]

May 28, 2008

All The President’s Meh

There may or may not have been another terrorist attack on downtown Manhattan today but you wouldn’t have known it if you tried to get any news that today that didn’t have to do with Scott McClellan and his prematurely-released suitcase bomb on his former employer and benefactor, President George W. Bush, What Happened: Inside [...]

May 27, 2008

Scott With Their Pants Down

If the Bush Administration were a real family, I always thought Scott McClellan would be Fredo–a go-along nebbish with the tiniest flashes of independence ending up in publicly-unseen woodsheddings and him dutifully toeing the family line the next day, and always, always in way over his head. He’d make the occasional overture at reaching out [...]