I suppose looks are deceiving. My grandmother seemed harmless, but she used to lock my sisters in the basement if they screwed up their Acts of Contrition. And that was when she was in her bridge club and support hose years. Lord only knows what she was capable of in her Joan Crawford/Aileen Wuornos prime. [...]
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May 28, 2009
Irasci-Bill
As much of an empathetic posture he managed to present, no one really expected him to spend his retirement building houses with Jimmy Carter, but after the bypass it was hard to see him chasing poon again. Elective office was probably out of the question, Hillary lost the nomination, and the only cooter he was [...]
December 12, 2008
Rod Man Out
“This is a sad day for Illinois government. Governor Blagejovich has taken us to a truly new low.”
That was U.S. Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald (of Scooter Libby fame) decrying the corruption that’s rendered the unpronounceable governor’s office a political SuperFund site that may just have to be fenced off behind a thicket of barbed wire and [...]
July 31, 2008
Veepin’ The Faith
There are good days, and there are bad days, and there are horrible days, and there are great days.
I was on my way into work this week and went to get gas, and was pleased to find that the price had dropped fourteen cents in the last week to $3.99 a gallon, and then I [...]
